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Saturday, August 22, 2009

The Party (COMPLETED!)

Mark: (Gets off floor, he is lying on his stomach) Ugh.
Adam: Hey buddy.
Mark: What the hell happened.
Adam: You were ripped.
Mark: Did I do anything stupid?
Adam: Oh I got you to do 6 things.
Mark: 6 things stupid?
Adam: ....Ya.
Mark: Like What?
Adam: Well...

1.
Adam: Ok Mark, drinking contest.
Mark: Ok.
Adam: Ready... Set... Go! (Adam chugs drink.)
Mark: (Takes a sip and stops)
Adam: Shit you finished it already?
Mark: I'm supposed to finish It?

2.
Adam: Kiss the next person you see.
Mark: Ok.
(1): (Guy walks past mark and puts hand on his shoulder) hey buddy.
Adam: Dude!
Mark: What? Did you see how fast he was going?
(klarissa walks by) (Mark kisses her)
Klarissa: Whoa wanna meet me upstairs.
Mark: Nah i dipped my manhood in gold...won't feel... a thing.

3.
Adam: Mark, would you kindly Roofie her drink.
Mark: Ok Mr. Fontaine. (puts down drink)
Adam: What?
Mark: Bioshock... the game...for the xbox 360 platform... forget it (walks away)(then back into frame)
Mark: Ok the deed is done.
(): Hey heres a drink.
Adam: Thank... you... nice guys here. (drinks the drink)
Mark: Ya I hear they'll blow you for a buck. (adam falls while mark talks) (mark talks in a high pitch voice) Lightweight.... oh wait.

4.
Adam: Hey Mark did you get that tattoo
Mark: Yup. (pulls up shirt a bit to reveal a little smiley face)
Adam: ...ahh... it's a colon and left bracket... smiley face?
Mark: What? Awww... I asked for a race car...awwww man...
Adam: Why does it say Scott on this side?
Mark: He did the tattoo. What?
Adam: That's pathetic.
Mark: I cried a little.
Adam: Really?
Mark: I got the picture.
Adam: Oh I see.
Mark: Ya there's the tear.
Adam: AND THERES SCOTT!
Mark: YA!... He's awesome.

5.
(Just dance comes on)
Adam: Mark you have to go dance to this song.
Mark: Kkk.
Adam: That's racist
Mark: You're racist negro. (goes and does, bad robot, bad moon walk)
Adam: This is just embarassing for everyone involved... oh now he's lying down. That's great.

6.
Adam: Hey go... uh... talk to that girl over there. (points to Natasha)
Mark: Thats just fucked up man.
Adam: What?
Mark: That is just gross do you...do you.... see that? that is ...realvery gross. I... am NOT... going to enjoy doing this. (walks away)
Adam: Realvery?
Mark: (In a distance) Hey vagina face.



Flash back-
Mark: Damn... I'm a dick.
Adam: Yup.
Mark: But those things aren't really crazy.
Adam: And you shot someone.
Mark: What?!
-END QUICKLY-

(back to scene where adam asked mark to roofie a drink).
Mark: Yes Mr. Fontaine.
( ) : (Takes drink.) Who the hell brought ice tea!

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