The Break Inners. (Script)

Man 1: Ok, so here’s the house… (Fades to running shot of house)
When we get here we are going to get in through the back door. (Shows door)
When we are in we are going into this room (Shows room with TV)
We will have a game of halo 3, (Shows game halo 3)
After I beat you,
Man 2: Or visa versa. (Cuts to actual discussion scene)
Man 1: I will win.
Man 2: I’m pretty good, look I play all the time, you never do.
Man 1: But I am better at all other games.
Man 2: No your not you cover my face with a pillow and…
Man 1: After I win at halo 3, (Cuts back to room)
We are going to enter the tenants room, you will tea bag him. (Shows Bed Room)
After tea bagging him he should wake up. (Cuts To actual discussion scene)
Man 2: Ok…hold it… why am I going to tea bag him.
Man 1: How else will he wake up?
Man 2: Hand in warm water? Slap across the face? Tying him up and taping his mouth shut and he wakes up under a bright light.
Man 1: …you don’t get a cut scene…
Man 2: What the hell that’s a great idea.
Man 1: Your going to tea bag him. (Shows Bed Room Again)
He will be afraid and scared so he won’t be able to…
Man 2: He will scream because he is tormented.
Man 1: No he won’t. We are going to wake him up and he will give us the key to the shack where our real goal is. (To discussion)
You ready?
Man 2: What’s in the Shack?
Man 1: You’ll see.
At scene.
Man 1: You ready?
Man 2: Your going in like that?
(Man 1 Zips Up Shirt)
Man 1: Better?
Man 2: Ya… that’s what I was talking about… Now I can’t see your face and I don’t know who you are…
Man 1: Shut up. (Gets up and walks off)
Man 2: Shut up Man 2 you’re making sense and pissing me off I look good in a dress…stupid narcissistic son of a bitch…
(Enter Front Door)
Man 1: Ok I’m in.
OSOW: Ok…so what you want to do is go (Left/Right/Straight)
Man 1: Roger.
Man 2: Who the fuck is that?
Man 1: Really? You don’t know him.
(Fat kid on other side)
OSOW: …Hurry up man I just gained a rank…I’m a lieutenant now.
Man 1: Over and out. We have to hurry.
Man 2: Ok lets go.
(Rounds a corner) (Man 1 gets hit in the head with a small ugly vase)
Man 1: Shit!
Man 2: Man 1 get up!
Criminal 1: Why are you here.
Man 2: God I’m so sorry we’ll leave I’m sorry! Man 1 get up
Criminal 1: Why are you here?
Man 2: We just wanted to play Halo, we’ll leave Man 1?
Man 1: Meh(mumbles)
Criminal 1: Oh go right ahead, I don’t live here.
Man 2: What? Wait why did you hit him in the head with a vase?
Criminal 1: I’m in someones house…I’m on edge…it’s a great high…well see ya.
Man 1: Ugh my head.
Man 2: Don’t worry Man 1 I’ll get you there. (picks up Man 1)
Man 1: Awww shuks.
Man 2: Man 1 loose weight.
(Carries Man 1) (Man looking at them)
Man 1: Do you live here?
Criminal 2: Nope I’m with the other guy.
Man 1: Oh ok…
Criminal 2: So… you guys newly weds…
Man 2: …ya… I thought this might look gay too…( drops Man 1)
Man 1: Shit…my ass (Man 2 keeps straight face while looking at (Criminal 2) )
(Man 2 drags Man 1 into room)
Man 2: Ok we’re here.
(Man 1 gets up)
Man 1: Ok, lets get owned.
Man 2: What you seem fine!
Man 1:…I just want you to know… it made me feel special…you carrying me.
Man 2: Ya? Well I hate you…sleep on that…
(Man 1 and Man 2 play halo 3)
Narrator: Do to the boringness of this scene we will replay it in Mushroom vision in 5 4 3 Criminal 2 Criminal 1.
Narrator: DAMN! THEY (laugh) they be playing halo 3…SHIT! …wait…why is there an alien right there…slow down your going to hit something…

(Man 1 and Man 2 sneak around corner)
Man 1: Points at eyes and to Man 2
Man 2: Just whisper,
Man 1: He’s not a looker.
Man 2: Do I have to… you know…
Man 1: Yes…
Man 2: God, (Walks over to (man in bed)
Man in bed: …I will not scream…I’m too terrified.
Man 2: …Ugh hi
Man 1: Give him the key and it will all be over.
Man 2: I’m sooooooooooo sorry.
Man In Bed: Ya… here…
Man 1: Thank you lets go.
Man 2: Ok… sooo…
Man In Room: YA sorry I get it…
(leave room)
Man In Room: But maybe I’m not…where is my my chemical romance Cd…wait… my my…my chemical romance cd…that doesn’t sound right.
Man 1: Are you ready…
Man 2: Yes… I swear to god if it’s not worth it.
Man 1: It will be.
(Opens doors)
Man 1: Isn’t that awesome?
Man 2: …what is it…
Man 1: ( )
Narrator: Now its your turn to guess the ending to this video press Criminal 1 if you want Man 2 to punch Man 1 in the face, Criminal 2 if you want Man 2 to explode or 3 if you want there to be an epic gun fight…thank you… the majority of you have 4
Man 2: (high Pitched voice) Man 1 what the hell?...wait…my voice…
Man 1: (High Pitched Voice) I know awesome right?
Man 2: Hey I sound like an ant, it’s hhhuuuuugggggeeeee
Man 1: That’s what she said.
Man 2: Ha…. You… your funny.
Man 1:…thanks’

FIN