Jimmy The Dolphin...

(Full Title): The Journey Of Jimmy The Dolphin And The Meaning Of Existence! (2 Alternate Endings, Both Very Inappropriate For Children Although The Story Is In Fact Supposed To Be Written For Children But I Got Bored And Wrote This Instead, All In All I Think I Made The R...Wrong Choice But I Digress)



Jimmy the dolphin swam through the water, happy and ready for an adventure, when suddenly out of the blue came an electric eel,
“WE’RE ALL DEAD!” The eel yelled at Jimmy
“Hello, my name is Jimmy, who are you?” asked Jimmy with his happy go lucky smile.
“My name is L, man. But why does it matter? WE’RE ALL DEAD!” Yelled L.
“I’m afraid I do not understand.” Stated Jimmy, the happy dolphin
“Haven’t you noticed? Our lives aren’t the same anymore man. We are all dying soon we’ll be extinct!” exclaimed L. Jimmy laughed,
“Silly L, have you seen how many dolphins are hopping around lately? There are more of us then ever.” Smiled Jimmy,
“Beware…” L said while turning around and slowly swimming back.
“What a swell eel, he’s so smart. I love EVERYONE!” Jimmy turned around and started swimming. Suddenly he heard a small squeaky voice.
“Hey, watch where your going stupid clown of the sea! THIS IS WHY LITTLE FRY ARE AFRAID OF YOU!” yelled a little Krill.
“Hello, little Krill, my name is Jimmy, I’m a dol…” Before Jimmy couldn’t finish because the little Krill started up again.
“A dolphin, yeah, well ask me if I care. The names Harold, See? Now how about you get out of my way.” The little Krill swam away, suddenly he screamed and swam in the opposite direction.
“HELP ME JIMMY!” he yelled.
“How can I help you my friend?” he asked the Krill.
“BY GETTING ME AWAY FROM HIM!” Harold said pointing at a Giant blue whale that was swimming towards him.
“Will do friend all we have to do is…” Before Jimmy could finish Harold had already been eaten by the giant blue whale along with over 200 others.
“Yum, I love Krill, they are delicious.” Jimmy swam up besides the blue whale.
“Umm sir, why did you eat my friend Harold?” Jimmy looked at the whale with a sad look in his eye.
“Oh, I’m sorry kiddo, it’s just the way things work. My name is Shakespeare.” Jimmy looked back at Shakespeare.
“I’m Jimmy, so where can I learn about the way things work?” asked Jimmy with a look of anticipation.
“Well, Jimmy, if you go that direction,” Shakespeare pointed left “Then you should reach The arctic circle in awhile. My cousin, Willy The Killer Whale, can teach you everything.” Said Shakespeare
“Thank you Shakespeare.” Jimmy said as he turned around and swam the direction Shakespeare told him. Jimmy Swam and swam, he sang songs and talked conversations to himself. He came across a small little fish swimming by, Jimmy thought he looked delicious.
“Hello… my name is Jimmy. You look delicious.”
“Oh hello my name is Fabio. How are you?”
“I am hungry.” Jimmy couldn’t help what he did, he jolted quickly, before he knew it, there was no Fabio, well there was… but it was in his stomach.
Jimmy couldn’t believe what happened, why did he do that? What was this uncontrollable urge to eat something so cute? As he swam he saw an mysterious creature, she had eight legs.
“Hello I’m Jimmy.”
“Ashley, Octopus, not interested in whatever your selling. You want a good time? You came to the right place.” Jimmy was confused.
“Good time?”
“You know, like swimming to the bottom of the sea floor and making fun of the mutant looking fish.” Jimmy was shocked.
“That’s disgusting, why would you do that? They have feelings too you know.”
“I don’t care I got four right hands I don’t need you.” Suddenly a shark came by.
“ASHLEY! HAVE YOU MADE ANY MONEY YET!?” He sounded very upset.
“Cool it Boris, I will give you the money when I get it.”
“I GAVE YOU ALL THAT MONEY BECAUSE YOU SAID PEOPLE WANT TO GO MAKE FUN OF WEIRD LOOKING ANIMALS… YOU HAVEN’T PAID UP. YOU HAD THIS COMING!” He swam very fast at Ashley but she inked him, they started to fight, it didn’t look like anyone was winning, they were pretty neck and neck. Jimmy got scared though and he swam away as fast as possible.
He was very fast, but eventually he got tired, and when he went up for air he realized that there was a swarm of pelicans. One landed on a huge rock that spiked out of the ocean.
“Hello senior, how are you today.” Asked the pelican
“Hello friend, my name is Jimmy, who are you.” Asked Jimmy, glad for some company.
“My name John De Thieus Cortez Montruexican …but you may call me Johnnie my friend.” Said the Pelican, Jimmy smiled.
“What are those rings around your neck Johnnie?” asked Jimmy pointing at his neck with his nose.
“These help keep things called cans, together. Humans use them.”
“Then why do you have one?” asked Jimmy
“Well, the last 3 letters of my name is can… I suppose that’s why. Besides humans give us lots of things, my friend Lucas got a bottle of oil…it killed him…but it was a nice gesture.”
“Will join me on my way to the arctic circle?” asked Jimmy.
“I would senior but I need to get to Great Ribbons River.” Said Johnnie pointing a wing to a coastline Jimmy now saw.
“Oh, may I join you? I think it would be fun.” Asked Jimmy
“Oh yes indeed senior, but I may warn you my cousin may try selling you some oranges from a local tree by the coast, he believes it is a great deal even though aquatic beings do not eat oranges.” Jimmy didn’t mind and swam with Johnnie to the Great Ribbons River, where there was a swarm of Tuna, trying to swim up stream. One fish got hit in the side and floated all down the stream.
“Hello, my name is Jimmy, The dolphin, and this is my friend Mr. Johnnie the Pelican. Who are you?” asked Jimmy with a kind smile.
“My name is… uhh… Ellen, THAT’S RIGHT ELLEN!” the tuna fish stated quickly. “How are you? You good? I bet your good.” Ellen spoke quickly again.
“I am good, thank you for telling me.” Smiled Jimmy. “What are you doing Ellen?”
“I am trying to swim up the stream to a pond that has just unfrozen. There is lots and lots of algae on top of the water, it tastes good.” Said Ellen.
“Algae?” asked Jimmy “I’ve never heard of Algae.”
“Oh senior, algae is a bacteria that grows on top of still water, it is very interesting.”
“And delicious, he forgot to mention delicious, but it’s delicious. YUM!” Ellen screamed.
“Ok thank you Ms. Ellen the Tuna fish.” Jimmy smiled
“Welcome, welcome. Well I gotta get moving, moving. I gotta make it up the river.” Ellen jumped into the air, and Johnnie quickly flew and ate up Ellen.
“Yum senior.” Said Johnnie rubbing his gullet.
“MR. JOHNNIE!” said Jimmy, with tears in his eyes, why had he eaten his new friend? Why was all his friends being eaten?
“I’m sorry senior, I thought you understood, I eat fish… as do you.” Stated Johnnie.
“NO! I do not. I eat… other things… they are small and swim around…but… they don’t have a personality.” Jimmy swam away, he didn’t want his new friend Johnnie to be eaten as well. He swam for only a few minutes, until he saw a pink thing floating in the water, he swam over.
“Hello? My name is Jimmy, who are you?” asked Jimmy trying to find out what it was.
“My name is Molly, I’m a jelly fish.”
“Where and how are you talking Molly.” Asked Jimmy completely confused.
“That is a good mystery isn’t it Jimmy? Well where are you headed?” asked Molly.
“I am on my way to the arctic circle… but I don’t really want to go anymore.” Said Jimmy, a little disappointed in himself.
“Well come with me this way.” They swam the opposite direction and soon Molly got scared. There was black ink everywhere.
“What is this?” coughed Jimmy.
“Sorry, but we need to hurry!” stated Molly very serious. Jimmy was happy he had a friend that couldn’t possibly be eaten by anything or anyone, so why was she nervous? But that’s when he saw a big sea turtle catch Molly in his mouth.
“NO! MOLLY! WHY!?” Shouted Jimmy.
“Yo, you’re Jimmy aren’t you?” asked the Turtle
“Yes… who are you?”
“The name is Dude, bro.”
“Doodbro?” asked Jimmy
“No Dude.” Stated the Turtle “Shakespeare sent me, he thought you may lose sight of your goal, and wow bro he was deff on the hardcore target this time yo.”
“I have no idea what your saying.” Said Jimmy.
“You are going the wrong way yo.”
“No I’m going home, I am afraid I don’t want to know what the way of life is.” Said Jimmy.
“Well… there’s only one way I can think of how to explain this.” Dude swam down the ocean floor and picked something. He swam back up.
“See this?” he held out his fin, there was a purple spiky thing.
“Yes I do, it is a purple spiky thing.”
“It is called a Sea Urchin. And it has an important meaning in life. And it is living. But look at this.” He held out a piece of Coral “This is non living, but has just as important of a meaning in life.” Jimmy was very confused.
“I don’t understand, are you saying that living things have just as important a role in life as non living things do?”
“Yes I am, it’s called an Eco System, when this piece of coral breaks down it will create soil which will be able to grow more aquatic plants. See? It is important. This Sea Urchin? It is needed as an important food supply to Crabs, starfish and even birds.”
“I see, so it doesn’t make them evil, it is just the role of everyone?” Jimmy finally understood. “I have to get to the arctic circle.” Said Jimmy and he turned and ran away.
“SWIM NARLY BRO, SWIM NARLY!” Jimmy swam and swam, faster then every, he had to make up for a long period of time. He had never swam this fast before, he needed to make up for lost time. Then he saw something… it looked like him… with a shorter nose and a huge…horn? It was. The creature had a huge horn sticking out of it’s head. Jimmy swam up to it.
“Hello, my name is Jimmy. What are you? Your beautiful.” Stated Jimmy, being very friendly.
“My name is Jess,” said the creature. “I’m what you call a Narwhal. In fact, we are practically cousins.” Jimmy’s eyes widened.
“Really? Your family? YAY!” exclaimed Jimmy.
“Yes, I bet I look very weird to you though, I am natural to the arctic circle, but I bet you don’t have creature’s like me where you live.”
“Wait… the arctic circle? I’m at the arctic circle?!” Jimmy was extremely happy.
“Yes you are. Why?”
“I need to meet a killer whale named Willy, he is teaching me how thing work.”
“Willy? I know Willy. He is working on food right now, but if you don’t mind then I can take you to him now.”
“Thank you.” Jimmy gave Jess a hug, he was freezing but she didn’t know, he wasn’t feeling well at all. Jess took him to Willy, he was tipping large platforms of ice.
“Hello Jimmy, I’ve been waiting for you.” Said Willy as he tipped the iceberg and penguins fell into it’s mouth.
“YOU ATE HAPPY FEET!” exclaimed a penguin on another platform.
“I FOUND ANOTHER ONE!” Shouted the Killer whale that was on the other side of the platform, helping tipping.
“Good, anyways Jimmy, I understand you don’t understand how things work.” Jimmy thought for a minute.
“Actually I think I do. The top animal eats the lower ones, and that’s how we survive.” Willy looked at him with a confused look on his face.
“Well…you’re right, why did you come all this way?” asked Willy.
“I learned on my way with jelly fish and the sea turtle, the krill and the blue whale, the tuna and the pelican, the shark and the octopus, I think I finally understand.”
“I think so too good boy. Well I guess you can go home now.”
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“Nope I don’t think I can, I’m not used to this water.” Said Jimmy.
“That’s true your not, well go live out your last moments, I’m sure it will be painless. It was nice meeting you Jimmy.” Jimmy turned around to swim away.
“You know, you’re the only one to say that? This entire trip people got eaten or ran away, it’s nice to hear.” And then Jimmy swam away. He thought of all he had learned, the way things work, and even some morals as well. He learned to be nice to people and you can learn new things. If you pay attention, you can find what you were looking for. And last, he learned never to swim to the arctic without proper equipment. And then Jimmy fell asleep, and went to heaven, playing with the clowns of the clouds. Dolphin Angel’s.

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“Ok, but it’s so far away. How can I make it there.”
“Well, I can give you this. It will make you swim faster.” Willy held up a thorn.
“No, I can’t, drugs are bad Mr. Willy. I will be fine.” Jimmy turned around and swam home. On the way home he thought of all he had learned, the way things work, and even some morals as well. He learned to be nice to people and you can learn new things. If you pay attention, you can find what you were looking for. And last, he learned never to swim to the arctic without proper equipment. Then Jimmy realized he was already back home, he saw Shakespeare crying.
“What’s wrong Shakespeare?” asked Jimmy.
“It’s Willy, he’s dead. He took a thorn and never woke up.” Cried Shakespeare. Jimmy had learned another lesson, never take drugs, cause they kill you in the end.